An important breakthrough in the field of camel-dung psychology.

Following a thorough review of workplace conditions, I have identified several concerns regarding organisational culture.

But why won’t management take me seriously?

I was one cracked egg away from a complete psychological collapse.

What started as a possible break-in turned into something far more chaotic, slightly damp… and somehow sexual?

Look, I don’t want to be known as the resident grumpy old man so here’s a happy post.

Some people use knowledge responsibly. I am not some people.

The nerve of some of these young people!

I have touted ChatGPT as the epitome of positive reinforcement. Until now!

Based on how Bajans react when confronted with an exotic animal in the “wild”, I have a pretty good idea how an alien invasion to Barbados would play out.

Nope. Won’t be colonising this time period.

I made a responsible decision. Voluntarily. I’m still not sure what that means for humanity.

The algorithm on the damn robot phone keeps showing me posts from other early retirees who are now fit, healthy and glowing.

I thought my father would always have my back. Who knew he planned on sticking a knife in it.

Who’s fit enough? Apparently not me.

My back has been hurting for days and suddenly my social feeds are full of ads about back-pain relief.

Severe back and hip pain fis no joke. So why are you laughing?

Many years ago I interviewed someone who believed dinosaurs didn’t go extinct… they left Earth in a spaceship.

I'm in such a dry spell that I'd forgotten what latex even feels like…

Quarter century is old enough to have a 7 year old drinking problem.