So Happy, I Could Fly

A young lady recently referred to my posts as rants.

Since I don’t want the reputation of being a grumpy old man (ignore the evidence, ok) I will now post something positive.

I am soooo happy that flyovers are being considered for Barbadian roads.

I asked ChatGPT for a mockup. This just looks mock.

These flyovers will offer wonderful new options for:

• Negative driving

• Reckless driving

• PSVs stopping at invisible bus stops

• PSVs operating under what appears to be a different constitution

• Unauthorized vendors

• Unannounced roadworks

• Announced roadworks that could outlive civilizations

• Streetlight-less-ness

• Pothole-ed-ness

I cannot wait to experience the life-changing transformation in my driving experience once those flyovers are introduced.

So happy!

I’m happy dammit!