Slippery Kitty Chronicles

A few weeks ago I noticed that one of the glass louvres in my home office window was out of place.

Naturally, my first thought was attempted break-in, but with the wrought iron evident, that seemed unlikely.

I put it back in place, closed the window and moved on with my day.

Later that day I heard glass breaking, went to investigate and discovered a cat trapped between the window and the wrought iron.

Apparently it had pushed out the louvre to get in, and then… instant regret.

I carefully got it free and, in return, it peed all over the place.

By the way, cat urine has an… authority to it.

So fragrant!

The cat then slithered out of my hands and disappeared.

The next day we found two newborn kittens under a nearby bed.  We put them outside and eventually the cat returned for them.  I haven’t seen any of them since.

So to summarise:

·      Random entry.

·      A slippery kitty.

·      Pee squirting everywhere.

·      Secret babies.

If these elements showed up in a dream, a psychiatrist would cancel their next appointment just to focus on me.

Hmmm… slippery kitty eh? Tell me about your mother.