living in kbecistan

Humour, culture and survival notes filtered through one slightly unstable brain

What is this?

Living in Kbecistan is about navigating modern life in Barbados through humour, observation and the occasional questionable conclusion.

Consider this the official record. Maintained by a middle-aged, mostly retired, slightly twisted Bajan man.

Recent Dispatches From Kbecistan

The 5 P's of Party Cruise Marketing
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The 5 P's of Party Cruise Marketing

The following was written after listening to a ten minute conversation between two of my workmates, so I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the information.

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Discovering Discovery
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Discovering Discovery

I’ve been reading and hearing the complaints about the newest Star Trek iteration, Discovery, primarily from diehard Trekkers. I hear you bros. If I was expecting classic Trek I would be very disappointed too.

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Partial Recall
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Partial Recall

She walk on by, all gold and brown

She got a taste for the gold and brown

It’s the best thing she found

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LP Memories
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LP Memories

I remember the pure joy of my monthly visits to Number 1 Record Shop in the late 80’s and early 90’s to prowl the new release section for the latest music.

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Fish Dish
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Fish Dish

For as long as I can remember this fish (or one exactly like it) has been at the pet store at Sheraton Mall

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Why Isn't Soca Bigger?
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Why Isn't Soca Bigger?

I was watching an episode of DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (don’t judge me) and one of the characters starting singing Harry Belafonte’s Day-O.

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A Chicken Tale
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A Chicken Tale

True story. Yesterday I witnessed a chicken doing chicken things at the side of the road.

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Happy Independence 2016
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Happy Independence 2016

The very best concert I ever attended was Miami Sound Machine at the National Stadium, in 1988 I believe. I can’t remember anything about their performance, but I have vivid memories of the other acts on the bill that night.

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Happy Independence 2015
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Happy Independence 2015

1982 was the year I started to really take notice of Bajan calypso. I was already a fan of Sparrow, Kitchener and Shadow

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Happy Independence 2014
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Happy Independence 2014

Barbados used to be filled with passionate, knowledgeable cricket lovers. Sadly that group is no longer in the majority, but I count myself as one of them.

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Happy Independence 2013
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Happy Independence 2013

One of the radio stations used to have an Independence poll aimed at identifying the greatest Bajan song of all time.

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