The Real Enemy

Much of the conflict in the world would end if humans stopped dwelling on the differences between us and instead concentrate on the similarities.

The differences that cause one human to hate another - race, religion, sexual orientation, politics, country of origin, etc - pale in comparison to the vast number of characteristics we have in common. Attention to those commonalities would result in a considerably more peaceful earth.

For instance I think we as humans can all agree that people who eat kale are simply the worst.

Surely that demographic deserves all the hate. Anyone who can stomach that vile weed when perfectly acceptable lettuce exists should be shunned by all right thinking humans.

How important is the name one person calls out when they pray compared to the continued existence of other reprehensible creatures that willingly ingest that disgusting leafy garbage.

And now to make matters worse, romaine lettuce is to be avoided. I strongly believe this to be a plot by Big Kale to destroy its competitors and attract more clients who smile while eating that bitter bilge they peddle.

So humans, from today, instead of turning up your noses at other humans who look, pray and love different to you, remember that kale eaters are all around. They are the real enemy and you should reserve your hate for them.

Everyone else is a friend.