Upon my death, two critical roles will be activated.

Weekday drinking after 50 is like childbirth.

My car knows when I’m behaving funny.

I’ve made no secret of the fact that when the inevitable AI takeover happens, I’m siding with the robots.

Every day I reverse out of my garage and through a gate, glancing once at the side mirror, a quick adjustment, then I power through. Like a boss!

I understand there are house lizards in Barbados that make a chirping noise.

I shudder just thinking about it.

I took a break because… life

While I was stuck in a traffic jam just now, singing Chandelier by Sia at the top of my voice, I made an amazing discovery.

I see that they’re people my age doing regular, rigorous exercise, cross fit and other such madness.

In anticipation of the upcoming Picard series and after binging recently on The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise and Discovery, I feel like talking Star Trek and comparing the series.

Recently I saw a friend post that she was still “in shock at Rhaegal’s death” in Game of Thrones.

Much of the conflict in the world would end if humans stopped dwelling on the differences between us and instead concentrate on the similarities.

This morning I was heading to the supermarket and thirty seconds after I left my driveway I remembered that my ex-wife was a little under the weather and I should call her.

Let me tell you the story of the first time I was ashamed to be a Barbadian.

Former Barbados prime minister, Erskine Sandiford, is quoted as describing a yard fowl in the following way

I recently had reason to use a massage chair to help me with some severe back pains.  It was a quite an experience.

There’s a prank I would love to play sometime. I’d rush into a rum shop somewhere in the Barbados, act as if I'm out of breath and ask a group of rum drinkers “What’s today’s date?”

I began writing this post a few months ago after a Facebook friend posted the question “What is your most embarrassing memory?”. There were some great responses but I think I got them beat.

Today I was able to take a look at the iPhone X.  It really is a remarkable piece of technology.  I think we’re closer to Star Trek level communicators than we think.