A.I. Health Solution

What the hell, ChatGPT?

As mentioned in a previous post, I’m old AF. And as such, I suffer from old AF ailments.

I take 3 pills in the morning and 4 at night… apparently to keep me alive.

I refuse to discuss the various body parts that used to work well and now… not so much.

Every annual physical generates additional visits to specialists. In fact, if I type “Dr” in my robot phone contacts, 7 doctors show up.

But who needs bad news from doctors when AI exists? I have never encountered anything that dishes out positive reinforcement like ChatGPT.

But even ChatGPT has its limits. I’m convinced if I list all my aches and ailments it’ll respond with:

“Your health is within expected range for your age. Based on current indicators, you’re doing well overall… for someone pushing 80.”

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Yuh muddah, ChatGPT! Yuh muddah!