Sign of the Apocolypse or…

Who IS that 4th horseman?

Recently my friends and I were making plans to go out for a drink or two. Or four. Or more.

Anyway, one friend reminded me that I had an appointment the next morning so maybe I shouldn’t be drinking that evening.

So I stayed in.

Pretty sure that’s one of seven signs as foretold in the scriptures.

Add that to all the other ominous signs currently signing around the world. Plus the four horsemen are already in place: War, Death, Famine and… ummm… Sleepy?

These are all signs that the apocalypse is…

… what’s that?

Oh, I’m sorry.

I’m being told that my decision to stay in is just a sign that I’m old AF.

Good to know.